SUN BLOCKER 5000 - BLACK EDITION
Meet the Sun Blocker 5000 – Black Edition. Outfitted with Foldable Arm Technology™, these shades collapse neatly for storage and redeploy faster than your social anxiety at a party. The all-black design isn’t just a color—it’s a lifestyle. Offering Maximum Shade Output, Zero Transparency™, and a built-in Do Not Disturb Signal that only other cool people can read, the Blackout Edition thrives in parking lots, midnight taco runs, and every awkward family barbecue.
Warning: prolonged use may result in people assuming you’re more interesting than you actually are.
Original: $19.99
-65%$19.99
$7.00
Description
Meet the Sun Blocker 5000 – Black Edition. Outfitted with Foldable Arm Technology™, these shades collapse neatly for storage and redeploy faster than your social anxiety at a party. The all-black design isn’t just a color—it’s a lifestyle. Offering Maximum Shade Output, Zero Transparency™, and a built-in Do Not Disturb Signal that only other cool people can read, the Blackout Edition thrives in parking lots, midnight taco runs, and every awkward family barbecue.
Warning: prolonged use may result in people assuming you’re more interesting than you actually are.
